Not that I don’t want them to get the shit kicked out of them, but I really, really like House Lannister. They’re such a fascinatingly dysfunctional/borderline-evil bunch…with the exception of Tyrion. He’s just a badass.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Almost Politically Correct Redneck
I can think of a lot of people like this.
helloooo boonies of south carolina
Welcome to growing up in Alabama.
ROFL
QQ This. I know many people like this. It is awkward.
Ser Jorah is getting tired of Dany’s boring storyline in Qarth. Here’s a condensed version of the script:
DANY: MY DRAGONS!!
JORAH: Khaleesi…
DANY: I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN!!
SPICE KING: I like pie.
DANY: MY DRAGONS!
JORAH: Khaleesi…
XARO: Fuck your dragons, I have my vault of bling.
DANY: WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!?
JORAH: Khaleesi…
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
wugs:
Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger
Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEi thought you were exaggerating holy shit
OH MY ACTUAL FUCK
and here we have sam winchester trying to sing like his big brother
Are you fucking shitting me!?
