stache-nation:

ONE SMALL STEP FOR PANCAKES. ONE GIANT LEAP FOR PANCAKES KIND! PANCAKE!

How could I not reblog this?

Dude, Splicer costumes are super easy to pull off. I would be happy to give you some pointers if you’re interested.

The Office’s brilliance in a nutshell.

tofixtheshadows:

I forgot all about this photo. A foggy sunrise.

Awesome photo by my awesome friend.

tyleroakley:

NO THANK YOU.

Creepiest/most hilarious start to a morning ever.

I ride this shit to school EVERY DAY.

Not that I don’t want them to get the shit kicked out of them, but I really, really like House Lannister. They’re such a fascinatingly dysfunctional/borderline-evil bunch…with the exception of Tyrion. He’s just a badass.

elorviel:

rambeltilx:

dogslug:

punkhawke:

luckythinks91:

xjessicles:

damnthatswhack:

Almost Politically Correct Redneck

[Slacktory]

I can think of a lot of people like this.

helloooo boonies of south carolina

Welcome to growing up in Alabama.

ROFL

QQ This.  I know many people like this.  It is awkward.

andyafterdark:

Ser Jorah is getting tired of Dany’s boring storyline in Qarth.  Here’s a condensed version of the script:

DANY:  MY DRAGONS!!

JORAH:  Khaleesi…

DANY:  I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN!!

SPICE KING:  I like pie.

DANY:  MY DRAGONS!

JORAH:  Khaleesi…

XARO:  Fuck your dragons, I have my vault of bling.

DANY:  WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!?

JORAH:  Khaleesi…

Saw this in a comment thread on Jezebel and laughed out loud…because it’s true.

Life just got 1000x better.

lmao